Joel
Meet Joel, the bass-thumping, stage-strutting graduate of Grant Mac’s music program, who’s played in every nook and cranny of Edmonton where there’s enough space for a guitar and a dream. This guy isn’t just a veteran of the Canadian music scene; he’s practically the general leading the charge.
He has a song that graced the ears of “Schitt’s Creek” fans, but let’s not get too caught up in that – it’s just one of his many sonic conquests.
Now, let’s dive into the lore of Joel – born on the ill-fated planet Basstopia, where a bass drought was turning everyone into rhythmically challenged beings. On a cold summer night, under a sky lit by lightning (because even the weather knew this was a big deal), Joel was born. His parents, in a desperate bid to save both him and the universe from a bass-less doom, shoved him into a space pod, whispering, “Go forth and pluck, my son.”
Miraculously, his pod crash-landed on Earth, where bass was in dire need, especially at local open mics and weddings. Since then, Joel has been on a mission, slinging bass lines so funky, they could save planets. He’s our Earth’s Guardian of Groove, ensuring that we never face the cruel fate of Basstopia.
So, if you’re looking for someone to keep the rhythm, avoid cosmic disaster, and maybe share a story or two about intergalactic bass emergencies, Joel’s your guy. Book him, and you’re not just getting a musician; you’re getting a hero with strings.
